You know all those arcade games that cost fifty cents a play? Here at 7th you get to play for free anytime, on us. Previews, reviews, commentary, and more than a few articles about what it would be like if Solid Snake banged Princess Peach. If it has anything to do with video games, it's here. The 7th level isn't just about writing, some of us can draw! You are going to send us huge money and huger bitches because of our sweet webcomics. You better. Hey guys, what's the deal with the easter bunny? I doubt jesus got any candy after being nailed to a stick! Also: 7th rocks all holidays and you need to check these articles out. Right now. People usually travel to take some photos and eat culturally themed food. People at 7th like that stuff too but mainly go on trips just to rip apart the places are visiting in a future article. That, my friend, is knowing where your priorities are and the result is hilarious. There is something about talking about music online that resonates “OMG U R A FAG 4 LISTENING 2 THAT LOL” Unfortunately 7th isn’t exempt from this! Chances are you are nowhere cool enough to dig the bands in these articles but if you read them you’ll learn the ways of the ‘musical elitist’. In an age of television and computers, it’s easy to forget about good ol’ fashioned books. Luckily for you we haven’t forgotten that you can still be a cool person if you read books; but only if you write an article about them later! Check out these great reviews and articles on literary wonders. What kind of entertainment website would we be without kick ass movie reviews with action missles? A piss poor one, no doubt! Read about films we have seen and you might just learn something. (We keep the Top Gun jokes to a minimum. Promise.) When the writers of 7th aren't writing articles or masturbating, we are watching tv. God knows we don't sleep. Check out some of our insights on all things found on the boob-tube... face it, it's an addiction and you need to feed it. Not everything that comes out of our minds fits neatly into a niche catagory. Don't let that dismay you, some of the best writing on 7th is about off the wall topics that fall through the cracks. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? First we had the 7th Rewind, then came Ronin's Jihaad... now they have both been sharpened into Xpletive Deleted: cutting deep into events that effect all of our lives.