Anzie Corgan
Posted by 7th on September 17, 2004
"Oh and I'm... gonna crack your mask!
Yeah! And I'm gonna laugh!
What's inside?
Is it pubic hair?
Is it cobweb air?
I bet you just don't care!"
Say "how ya do" to Cotton Eye Joe...
Real name: Chris
Known Aliases: Anzie Corgan, Pissjug, Moe, The Porn Guy
Email: anzie_corgan@the7thlevel.com
Hometown: O-town
Title(s) held: All the damn titles I've been given suck!
Finishing Move: "Taking Out The Trash" (Power Bomb To Trash Can)
Trademark: Dishing out the stupidity.
Sayings: "Do ya like popcycles?. . ."
Anzie can't write. Hell he can barely spell for Christ's sake! However, he is proud to be a part of this anyway. But he has found his place. Recently a group of scientists discovered that not only is Anzie the hairiest mofo on earth, but he's also the bridging gap between man and ape. Isn't life a bitch! Upon discovering this, Anzie decided to explore his more animalistic nature by experimenting with beastiality. Anzie now has a new favorite activity and he's also made a lot of animal friends to boot.
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