Anzie Corgan
Posted by Anzie Corgan on September 17, 2004

Real name: Chris
Known Aliases: Anzie Corgan, Chris
Hometown: Orlando, Florida

Hello I’m Anzie Corgan and I’m here to talk to you about the benefits of being a staff writer at the7thlevel.com. You may not know it, but staff writers for internet websites live more luxuriously then you may think. Take me for example, I may look like I have down syndrome, but when my articles aren’t getting Farked and I’m not bathing in my hot tub with my large breasted fan girls, I like to paint with water colors on the bank of a rushing river. Sometimes after I get my paycheck in the mail I like to go to Best Buy and purchase a few flat screen plasma TVs. Being a staff writer for the 7th Level has brought me such internet celebritydom that everywhere I go attractive videogame loving women are throwing themselves all over me. In fact I’ve had to put a restraining order on a few. What, you don’t believe me? Okay then, how about I fly down there in my private jet and show you first hand what I’m talking about. No I’m serious! Send me an email at anziecorgan@gmail.com and I’ll see what I can do. Well that’s really about it for the perks of the job- oh wait, sorry I forgot about the hourly Swedish back massages. Now, who wants to play golf?

-Anzie Corgan The Movie

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