Gather 'round the winter campfire, little ones, and learn all about the goofy, confusing, strangely neglected tale of Groundhog Day! C'mon! It has Bill Murray in it!

Actual letters to the big guy. See these kids panhandling in a subway near you.

Christmas is a mere four days away. The presents are wrapped, the cookies are baked, the kids are slowly devolving into present-hungry beasts, and Jesus is preparing to blow out over 2000 birthday candles...

Let's see what's on TV.

I've watched so many Christmas specials that I have the permanent after taste of peppermint trapped in my mouth. I'm being drowned by the Yule Tide.

Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik.

No, I have no idea what the hell that line has to do with Christmas. I just like The Wrath of Khan. Kiss my ass!

Let's take a look at the origins of old Father Christmas himself, and see if we can make like Bret Michaels and find something to believe in.

It's time to celebrate Christmas in a way that only we can... by doing something that other E/N sites have been doing for the past five years, alright! High five!

Oddjob.com is updated for Halloween with 5 New Entries. So please don't egg our office anymore.

Summer has come and gone. Time to wax nostalgic. On the INTERNET!

Happy National Krackinsmansky History Month!

Wow, these gifts really suck.

I wrote this just before last Christmas, a few weeks before my Dad died... As you can see, the seeds of hate towards Disney, my former employer, were already growing...