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invasion People usually travel to take some photos and eat culturally themed food. People at 7th like that stuff too but mainly go on trips just to rip apart the places are visiting in a future article. That, my friend, is knowing where your priorities are and the result is hilarious.


7th Invades Carowinds
Posted by 7th on April 21, 2008

I've left the theme park mecca of the world for Charlotte, North Carolina (Whoooooo!) Time to check out the local theme park digs.


7th Invades: The Great American Beer Festival
Posted by Jonny X on October 25, 2006

384 Breweries. 1,650 Beers. 15,000 people. 1 Jonny X.


7th Invades Harajuku
Posted by Spooky M on June 15, 2006

The real title should be "Spooky invades UR MOM OLOL". Seriously, though, I had some fun here. Also, Gwen Stephani fails at life.


7th Invades Dollywood
Posted by 7th on June 14, 2006

Redneck Tittiesland, the New Disney Theme Park!

(*ALTERNATE JOKE*) Shit, I thought he said Hollywood!


7th Invades Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party!
Posted by 7th on October 26, 2005

Sorry guys. I missed the 7th staff Halloween article, due mostly to dodging hurricanes and having a blast over at Disney with the fam. So rather than add to an article that's already been posted, here's some all new stuff (with old pictures... that I didn't take.)


7th Invades Opryland
Posted by 7th on October 03, 2005

Here's a first, folks: an Invasion article for a defunct theme park. OPRYLAND... DOES NOT... EXIST! DO YOU HEAR ME, POSTMAN???!!!


7th Invades 7th
Posted by Anzie Corgan on September 24, 2005

From the annals of internet first meetings, we bring to you a story...


7th Invades Walt Disney World Part 4: Animal Kingdom
Posted by 7th on July 26, 2005

In part four of our popular Disney park Invasion, 7th sets out into the brush to visit the wonders of the Dark Continent, Prehistoric Earth, and the Aisan wilderness, where he hopes to answer one question: What does "Nahtazu" mean?


7th Invades The Mediterranean: Florence
Posted by Anzie Corgan on July 18, 2005

Anzie experiences the majesty of Michelangelo's David, the Tower of Pisa, the Bapistry, and heat stroke.


7th Invades The Mediterranean: Monte Carlo
Posted by Anzie Corgan on July 09, 2005

Anzie storms the beaches of Monaco on the first stop of his Mediterranean tour.


7th Invades Walt Disney World Part 3: Disney/MGM Studios
Posted by 7th on December 02, 2004

Yes, that's right friends. After almost two years, I am celebrating the opening of our new Internet Disney Fashion Database by continuing my online tour of the Walt Disney World Resort!


JAMLANDO SCIENCE CENTER TO THE EXTREEEEEME
Posted by Mando on November 20, 2004

A couple weeks ago I started volunteering at the Orlando Science Center. It all started because my mom got a bug up her ass and decided to make me volunteer for something, so she thought making me volunteer at the science center would work. If only she knew how sinecure it was.


Another Piontless Trip to Somewhere In Florida
Posted by Anzie Corgan on October 06, 2004

Take one bored internet dork with car, add extremely hot weather and two gigantic hurricanes, and you've got yourself a trip to Sarasota!!1


7th Invades St. Augustine Part 4: The Fountain Of Youth
Posted by 7th on September 21, 2004

What, you didn't know this thing actually existed? Well it does... sort of... you can't drink from it, and even if you could it wouldn't make you any younger. But it will make your wallet about eight bucks lighter.


7th Invades St. Augustine Part 3: Ripley's Museum!
Posted by 7th on August 25, 2004

This is actually the second of three of the Ripley's Museums that I have visited (the first burned to the ground and was replaced by the third) but each has a few things that the other doesn't, so we won't be covering too much repeat ground here... The strange, the bizarre, and the unexpected... and that's just the staff!


7th Invades St. Augustine Part 2: Old St. Augustine!
Posted by 7th on August 21, 2004

Every touristy town seems to have one, what we tourist trap enthusiasts refer to lovingly as "the strip." Most strips consist of on-the-cheap attractions and airbrush tee-shirt shops (which have survived the 80's much to my chagrin.) But St. Augie's strip is... somewhat different...


7th Invades St. Augustine Part 1: The Old Spanish Fort
Posted by 7th on August 18, 2004

Yes friends, it's time to revisit my trip to the Florida equivalent of Gatlinburg, St. Augustine. It's quaint, it's old, and it's cheesy. In other words, it's perfect. To start things out though, we'll take a look at the old Spanish fort. Walkig aournd in this thing was like getting to walk freely through the Pirates of The Caribbean queue area...


7th Invades Gatlinburg Part 1: Hauntings!
Posted by 7th on July 20, 2004

Today we'll start off my extensive look at the town of Gatlinburg, Tennessee with a walkthrough of their haunted locations, both imagined... and real... insert your own spooky sounds here.


7th Invades Sea World Orlando!
Posted by 7th on June 01, 2004

Woah, hold on.. no Mice, no Cast members... no FUN... something smells fishy...


7th Invades Walt Disney World Part II: Epcot
Posted by 7th on June 01, 2004

Ah yes, the land of the giant golf ball... more of a wine and dine area than a theme park, we at DRC often referred to it as Pass-Me-A-Bud Land...


7th Invades Walt Disney World, Part 1: The Magic Kingdom
Posted by 7th on May 27, 2004

That's right folks. We're gonna take a look at the park that started it all for my former employer's Florida branch. Puke bags on standby.