HOLY COW! An Al Creed Post!

What do you get when you cross a washed-up 40 year old who no-shows the other company's major PPV, a guy who marries the bosses' daughter to cement their main event spot, and one of the most ghastly misuses of talent during the 1990's? WRESTLING, THE INSIDE JOKE!

Welcome to opposite land! Where up is down, black is white, hamburgers eat people, and WWE Programming doesn't throw me into a fit of rage!

This week's RAW saw the STUNNING return of "Skinner" Steve Keirn! ...Oh, wait...

Some nights, I wish I wasn't a wrestling fan.

You know what this show needs? MORE MEMBERS OF JOHN CENA'S FAMILY! RAW is CENA!

Last night, we tuned in to find out who Vince McMahon's bastard child was. We were given the KING of All Swerves. THE KING OF ALL SWERVES, I SAY!!

SRD tributes the Rabid Wolverine.

RIP Chris Benoit 1967 - 2007

God, why do I watch this crap?

Here is a good example of how to waste Network Television airtime after the National Broadcasting Corporation, for whatever reason, gives you a third chance.

RAW eminates from Jolly Ol' England, and features a match that lasts for ONE HOUR.

This TV Wrestling recap is like none other. Unlike other recaps, that give you hold-for-hold reporting, I give you bullet points on my opinions of the show, segment by segment. It is advised that one watches the show PRIOR to reading my RAW Reflections.

Is Sanjaya getting you down? Don't let it! He's not worth it! Step away that 40th floor window ledge and read this!

This didn't really happen. I made it up. It's a total lie.

... what a shame.

SRD returns with an in-depth analysis of his favorite terrorist killin' TV show! DAMN IT!

This is America, Wong Fu, where conformity is cherished, goddammit!! My name is Peter Griffin, and this really grinds my gears.

In today's Storyteller episode review, some guy tries to learn what fear is, and for the few times in this show, I'm generally bored. Still, got some pretty cool Muppets!

Yeah, apparently somewhere down the road, Alex Winter did more than suck blood and go for joy rides in phone booths.

In the first of a nine part series, we take a look at Jim Henson's last effort to make some art: The Storyteller, a slighty dark, very celtic television adaption of ancient folk lore. In today's episode, the hardships of a guy in a hedgehog suit and the girl who loves him!

Here's a look at three reasons why I loved Nickelodeon... and three reasons why I never watch Nickelodeon.

The year: 1988. The ads: Two oriental food commercials. The verdict: McDonald's thinks chopsticks makes it "hip and now."

Forty years old and still the best Halloween Special there is. The sequel "It's a Killing Spree, Charlie Brown!" wasn't well received by parents groups.

Some people just won't shut up about how they came to this earth. If only they had an origin story as interesting as McDonald's Birdie the Early Bird.

I'm out of ideas, so here's a new entry in my Glen Larson hate-a-thon, only three years after I started it!

Life, death, and Autobots... a retrospective on cartoon heroes and the finality of death.

How to survive in a public school . . . the video.

Here's a full-on rewrite and expansion of one of my most popular early columns, superior to the original in every way and brought before you fine readers. Wallow in the pop culture, kids. I don't do it very often.

Hello, citizen! Walk with me as I officially join the ranks of the unpaid internet writer. Through a forest of juvenile humor, we find a clearing for us to lay down our home-woven blanket. Sit and let me tell you a tale of some of Hollywood's Heftiest Hotties. We'll share some laughs, possibly some tears and maybe...just maybe we'll all learn something. And if not, at least you'll get to hear several variations on SNAP! jokes that were never funny in the first place. Step this way...

It's the highest rated on-going show on British television. It spawns conventions worldwide that rival those of Star Trek and Star Wars. It's being made into a major motion picture. And yet most of you probably have never seen it. Here's twenty-five reasons why you should hit amazon.com and rectify that.

Everyone and their brother has seen at least ONE of the specials in their lifetime. You see the best of the best every year. But have you seen their... less than magical offerings?

September 21 marks the finale of Big Brother 5. Who will win it? Surely it won't be the guy with the panties.

Being a dad, I watch a lot of children's television. A LOT. And while shows like Barney, the Teletubbies, and the Boobahs make me feel like I'm having a sugar overdose. I've finally found a show I can stomach. And thank God, my son loves it more than any other show on TV...

Men are from Spike, Women are from Lifetime

Buffy Meets Smallville Meets Batman meets SUCK

...but just another shameful 80s sci-fi gangsta!

A shitty 80's show, and it wasn't even produced by Glen Larson...

Ugh... Another awful entry from the Larson Zeitgeist... I am sad to say though, that I loved it when I was a kid... then again, I was an early bloomer....

Yet another wonderfully forgotten piece of Glen Larson's legacy...hehehe... I said Glen Larson and legacy in the same sentence... SOMEONE STOP THE MADNESS!!!111

Larson goes to the dogs... and the cats... and the birds...

Are any of you out there even old enough to remember this shitass show? Just me, eh? Well, that figures. Oh well, guess you'll just have to suffer for it, wontcha? At least, until the DVD box set comes out... God help us all...