 (The 7th Level) | Alice
(1951)
Animal
Outfit: Blue dress / White smock / Needle tracks Tagline: "Have you seen the White Rabbit?" Plot summary: Alice is a young girl who's not quite ready to grow up. One day in the park, she chases a fully dressed white rabbit into a hole, and finds herself in a whole new world, sans Genie. No sooner does she arrive than she begins to learn the strange effects that narcotics can have on the nervous system, including rapid growth/shrinking of the body, paranoid delusions about dancing clams, and houses that fall and kill the Wicked Witch's sister. After trying out marijuana with a homosexual caterpillar, and joining a self-help group that explores the denial of mortality over tea, she realizes that Nancy Reagan was right, and just says no to her dealer, the Queen of Hearts. She fights her way out of this pseudo-world only to learn that (GASP!) it was all a dream... or WAS it? DANH DANH DAAAAAAAH! (more) User Comments: The moment I laid eyes on this girl, I knew she was going to be trouble. Blonde. Blue-eyed. Conservatively dressed. And wackier than a pastor's daughter at Marti Gras. I for one am amazed that she even lived to be of teenage years, what with her propensity for just shoving anything she finds/is given into her mouth. The fantasy world she is thrust into because of this lack of constraint towards controlled substances is not one she takes kindly to. One can only hope it taught her a valuable lesson. Next time, I hope she takes the blue pill. User Rating:
|
Cartoon
