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| 7th Level Staff Writer |
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www.the7thlevel.com |
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World Wide Web |
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Writer, All around loser |
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Well, none really |
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Lazy ass bastard |
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Former forum troll |
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“Laugh with us on your way to Hell”
Hey there I’m 7th, owner of the underground website the7thlevel.com, and I’m here to ask you a few questions. Do you like the internet? Do you like pointless information? Are you somewhat literate? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you’re qualified to be an internet writer! No really, I’m serious! No don’t leave! Please, look, just come to the site and I’ll make you forum moderator! No wait, please don’t leave!
We've got punch and pie!
7th Level Staff Writer
Hello I’m Anzie Corgan and I’m here to talk to you about the benefits of being a staff writer at the7thlevel.com. You may not know it, but staff writers for internet websites live more luxuriously then you may think. Take me for example, I may have long hair and look like I have down syndrome, but when my articles aren’t getting Farked and I’m not bathing in my hot tub with my large breasted fan girls, I like to paint with water colors on the bank of a rushing river. Sometimes after I get my paycheck in the mail I like to go to Best Buy and purchase a few flat screen plasma TVs. Being a staff writer for the 7th Level has brought me such internet celebritydom that everywhere I go attractive videogame loving women are throwing themselves all over me. In fact I’ve had to put a restraining order on a few. What, you don’t believe me? Okay then, how about I fly down there in my private jet and show you first hand what I’m talking about. No I’m serious! Send me an email at anziecorgan@gmail.com and I’ll see what I can do. Well that’s really about it for the perks of the job- oh wait, sorry I forgot about the hourly Swedish back massages. Now, who wants to play golf?
Requirements include:
- Must have a computer with internet capabilities.
- I can’t think of anything else.
- I think I’ll just fill up this space to look professional.
- Please visit our website.
- We give free hand jobs!
- I take that last statement back.
- Well I think that is about enough.
- Goodbye.
Here at the 7th Level we do our best to write pointless shit for you as often as possible. As strong believers against animal cruelty we do not cage our type writing monkeys but instead let them roam free to simulate there natural environment. This sometimes results in a lot of flying monkey poo, but we love the job enough to ignore it. And we hope you will too.
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