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Bad Guys and Other Evil Doers |
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US- Undisclosed Evil Hideout |
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Security, Import/Export of Drugs/Weapons, All Around Evil Minion |
Relevant Work Experience: |
2+ to 5 Years |
| Career Level: |
Graduated Evildoer |
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BAD GUYS. 100% WORLD DOMINATION GUARANTEED.
We are a world-class, Top of the line evil, money hoarding, world domination bound corporation that provides a fast-paced work environment for those who are looking for a career in: plundering, conniving, trickery, jealousy, pillaging, raping, and other all around evil opportunities. We have recently changed our consumer-oriented business strategy and we’re now taking our black market weapon/drug sales to a whole new level. Also, we have heightened our secret hideout security status to it’s maximum potential. You can help us fight the forces of everything that is right and good in the world if you’re ready for a full-time anonymously evil position and you understand what it means to go above and beyond in the name of evil doing and other anti-authoritarian causes.
EVIL HENCHMAN
This is a dynamic, all-around evil, selfless career. You will have the opportunity to patrol hallways, march in formation, and ride shotgun in vehicles of all shapes and sizes. You will be given a gun, preferably of small stature, or one that has terrible aim. Uniforms are mandatory and are provided with signature colors and large insignia. Unfortunately this career does not allow for a promotion but it does provide lots of interesting chases, the occasional opportunity to meet famous heroes/heroines, and the opportunity to join the ranks of such evil ensembles as The Putties, The Storm Troopers, and The Cobra Commandos.
Requirements include:
-3-5 years of progressive evil doing experience with involvement in at least 3 failed world domination attempts
-Low charisma and communication skills excluding however the ability to call for backup
-An absolute hate for everything that is good and decent in the world
-The ability to run and/or drive fast
-An anti-authoritarian attitude, and a love for everything that is pure evil
At Bad Guys, our most important asset is greed. We place a high value on the tangible and the monitory. We offer a rich array of benefits that help contribute to cleaner bathrooms, and less employee deaths. We don’t offer competitive wages, employee discounts, or excellent career opportunities, but we do offer cool walky-talkies for calling backup if needed.
TO APPLY complete our online interview at http://careers.BadGuys.com
*** only applicants who complete the interview will be considred. Thank you.
BadGuys.com
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