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| The Headless Horseman |
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Halloween Town |
| Job Category: |
Pumpkin King |
Relevant Work Experience: |
A Novice of Frightful Proportions |
| Career Level: |
Executive Halloween Planner |
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Everyone Hail To The Pumpkin King
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It?Äôs our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
The Pumpkin King
Needed a king for Halloween Town. We must have one immediately for we have only three hundred and sixty-four more days till next years Halloween and our beloved Jack Skellington has gone missing. We must commence planning for next years
Halloween at once if we're ever going to make it as frightful as this years celebration. All applicants will serve strictly
as a replacement until Jack is found or confirmed lost. However in order to qualify for this absolutely terrifying profession one must have the qualities of a master of fright and ghoulishness.
For Example: Your talents must be known far and wide. You must excel at surprises in the moonlit night without ever trying. And with a wave of your hand and a well-placed moan you must be able to sweep the very bravest man off his feet. But who am I kidding?! We've got to find Jack! He'll scare you right out of your pants. For without our Dear Jack who will never come back Halloween will never be again!
Requirements include:
-Spine tingling skills
-A Frightfully High Charisma
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