 (The 7th Level) | Bashful
(1937)
Animal
Outfit: White beard / Patched overcoat / Green sock cap Tagline: "Awwwww shucks!!" Plot summary: Bashful is one of seven dwarves who live together in the woods, mining for diamonds and practicing their whistling skills. One day, a pretty young woman happens along, and moves herself in. She earns her keep by cleaning house and making dinner for her newfound companions. Then one day, an evil old woman gives her a poisoned apple, and she falls into a deathlike sleep. Mad with rage, the seven dwarves pursue her up the mountain side. She attempts to kill them all in one fell blow by toppling a boulder onto them, but a bolt of lightning sends her falling to her doom. Bashful and his friends return to mourn their lost lady, only to find her alive and well, revived by the kiss of Prince Charming. (more) User Comments: I don't understand Bashful. No, I really don't. Being bashful is often a sign of low self-esteem. But what does he have to be ashamed of? Look at the crew he hangs around with. Same clothes, same hair style, same beard. Same disgusting eating habits. Heck, compared to Dopey, Bashful's a prince of male attractiveness. The only thing that sets him apart from the other six is his tendency to turn beet red with embarrassment from the tiniest bit of attention, otherwise he looks just like the rest of them. Perhaps it's the fact that, living for so long in a house full of old men, he's gone far too long without any kind of sexual release. What he needs is a confidence booster. A new wardrobe, a Maury make over, a date with Smurfette. Anything to help the poor guy grow some nads. Of course, had someone like Charming screwed me over that way, I wouldn't want to show my face either. Here these seven guys go out of their way to go kill an evil witch, almost getting themselves killed in the process, and how does Snow White repay them? By running off with the TALLER, HANDOMSER Prince Charming. Had I done all that for her, I'd at LEAST expect some third base action. "Some Day My Prince Will Come?" Hey honey, try Some Day My Dwarf Will Come, and that day's TODAY. User Rating:
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