 (The 7th Level) | Captain
EO (1985)
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Outfit: White space suit / Rainbow tee-shirt / Diana Ross's Face Tagline: "Tee-heee! In space!!!" Plot summary: Captain EO is a rough and tumble space
adventurer, kinda like Han Solo, but with a better wardrobe (though oddly
enough, a less impressive singing voice.) He and his rowdy (but yet
snuggly) band of cohorts tour the universe looking for Captain EO treats her like a mid-80's Earth audience and assaults her with pedantic (or pedophelic) pop music, thrusting his hips at her and at some point floating in mid-air blasting her with his hug-the-world musical spooge, which magically transforms her from Lucretia of Borg into some kind of wiccan nature goddess. And so Captain EO leaves the planet better than he found it, having proved beyond doubt that the only good female is a tree-hugging lesbian. (more) User Comments: I have to wonder if the geniuses at Disney are still kicking themselves over having the Twink Hunter himself starring in one of their formerly biggest EPCOT attractions, where thousands of children every day could have a pedophile on a giant screen shake his 15 foot tall cock at them... in 3D. Back when this came out, everything in Futureworld was geared towards Jackson's look. Some of the castmembers could be seen roaming around in similar white light-up space suits. You could always tell where they were too, because Corey Feldman would be following close behind offering cash for their clothes. User Rating:
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