 (The 7th Level) | Cruella
De Vil (1961)
Animal
Outfit: White fur coat / Slinky black dress / Frank Gorshin's Star Trek hairstyle Tagline: "Show me your puppies!" Plot summary: Cruella De Vil is a London aristocrat who is obsessed with fur. She wears it. She sleeps on it. She never shaves it. And when she reads in the paper about the unusually large litter of dalmations born to a local couple's dogs, she concocts a plot to steal those pups, skin them, and turn them into a beautiful smooth-coated spotted fur coat. Her evil plot is foiled however, when in the midst of preparing the dogs for euthanasia, Jerry The King Lawler appears and knocks her out cold, refusing to allow any potential damage to such a fine set of puppies. Years later, she was released from prison, only to be killed at the hands of Michael Douglas after she boiled his pet rabbit. (more) User Comments: There's no avoiding it. Cruella is one ugly bitch. She looks like the bull dyke twin sister of Phyllis Diller. She doesn't so much resemble 60's era London swank as she does a Brooklyn crack whore. Her eyes bug out of her head. She must reek of cigarette smoke, what with the green fumes she casts everywhere. It's amazing that one can't see the shape of her swollen lungs through that dress sock she calls a gown. She looks like the product of a night of passion between Marla Singer and a skunk. Hey, here's a joke! What's black and white and smells like wet dog? Cruella's bush! LOL!!111 User Rating:
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