 (The 7th Level) | Dale
(1943)
Animal
Outfit: Hawaiian shirt / Chipmunk pelt Tagline: "Hey Gadget, get a load of these nuts!" Plot summary: Alongside his daring and somewhat smarter life partner Chip, Dale is one of the founding members of the Rescue Rangers, a team dedicated to solving crimes and protecting the innocent... kinda like Bernard and Miss Bianca from the Rescue Aid Society, but with shitty animation and bigger teeth. Dale's arch nemesis has often been thought to be Top Cat, the feline gangster. In truth, it's actually his dentist. You see, Dale was at Max Goof's birthday party and insulted his outfit, earning him a bat to the mouth and missing tooth. Meanwhile, he'd cancelled on a day trip with his dentist friend Reggie Squirrel to go to said party, lying that he had to make an emergency trip out of town. So when Max knocked his tooth out, guess who he was forced to go see, revealing his lie? And for his deceit, the dentist Reggie replaced both his front teeth with caps the size of Chicklets. ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS??? DAMN YOU TO HELL, TED DANSON! (more) User Comments: Dale must live one sorry existence. I imagine he has loads of identity issues, what with his best friend/twin brother/whatever-the-hell-he-is Chip around all the time being his living reflection. It's got to be a hard thing to look in the mirror and realize that the only features distinguishing you from the guy standing next to you are your massive clown nose, big ass buck teeth, and Magnum P.I. fashion sense. User Rating:
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