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""This
creature is needing nice long stay at Pound. And by pound, I AM
MEANING WITH MY FIST!"
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Vital
Statistics
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| Classification
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Experiment
007 |
| Primary
Function
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Auditory
Irritant |
| Methodology
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Ceaseless
yapping drives victims to the brink of insanity |
| Weaknesses
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Loves
to be petted |
| One
True Place
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Myrtle's
new dog |
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Jumba's
History Datafile
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| I
regret having made 007, not because of primary function, but
because she looks exactly like earth canine! What are odds?! I am
wondering what was going through Evil Genius brain when I designed
her outer shell. Perhaps midnight marathon of Thunderbolt In
Space had something to do with it. Gigi
caused terrible havoc at local canine exposition. Unfortunately,
Little Girl and 626 managed to capture her and determined one true
place to be at feet of ugly evil human child named Myrtle. I am
thinking I should be watching that one. She has great potential as
future evil mastermind.
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7th's
Take |
| I
don't know why Jumba bothered. What a waste. I can think of at
least three dogs in my neighborhood that annoy me just as much
as Gigi does, and they're just plain old everyday canines.
The least
Jumba could've done was to give Gigi some sort of offensive
weaponry, like radioactive piss or the urge to hump buildings
to the ground with her hydraulic adamantium hips. She could've
been one of the greats. As she is, she's just another bitch in
the litter.
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| Pokemon
Gigi Resembles: Vulpix
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