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""151 is
leaving bad taste in my mouth. Is tasting like formula and pureed
Earth Fruit!"
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Vital
Statistics
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| Classification
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Experiment
151 |
| Primary
Function
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Populace
Infantizer |
| Methodology
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Shaking
of tail rattle transforms victim into whiny infant. |
| Weaknesses
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No
offensive capabilities, slow-moving |
| One
True Place
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Infantizing
old abandoned dogs into puppies at the local dog pound. |
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Jumba's
History Datafile
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| 151
was meant to infantize whole populations, leaving military,
political, and economic infrastructures in chaos. There was only
one problem. When all peoples are made into children, all reason
for fighting leaves as well. Overall situation is improved! Try as
I might, I am not finding anything evil or even marginally
malicious about universal love and acceptance of children. Only
positive outcome was massive increase of methane gas in
atmosphere.
151 turned Nani,
Pleakly, 626 and genius self into toddlers, leaving Little Girl to
care for all four. Luckily, she is unusually resourceful for 2.5
foot human, and all was returned to normal. 151 now spends his
days turning old canines headed for big bone pile in sky to
puppies so children at pound will want them. Perhaps one day 151
can infantize ex-wife so someone will want her too.
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7th's
Take |
| I
can get behind this little guy. I mean look at him! He's
adorable! And when I'm 30 and headed towards middle age on a
rocket, let me tell you. I'll take any chance to feel younger
that I can get, even if it means having to live through
incontinence, teething, and puberty again... Wait... On second
thought, I'd rather just grow old and die. That way, I'll just
have to deal with the incontinence.
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| Pokemon
Babyfier Resembles: Jigglypuff
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