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""Thanks to
Experiment 222, this miserable planet is having 'TEH AIDS!' HAHAHAH!"
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Vital
Statistics
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| Classification
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Experiment
222 |
| Primary
Function
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Extreme
Un-Makeover Instigator |
| Methodology
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Infects
victim like a virus, causing symptoms that make them hideous
beyond reproach |
| Weaknesses
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Can
only infect one victim at a time |
| One
True Place
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"Captured"
by Gantu |
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Jumba's
History Datafile
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| Experiment
222 is being possibly one of my greatest failures. As originally
planned, 222's purpose was to infect world leader, causing him to
burp uncontrollably, be having unendurably stinky feet, and be
covered in purple pimples being full of icky space puss.
But when I
designed 222, I was not being prepared for world leader like your
George W. Bush, who is being intolerable without help of evil
genius experiment. How can stinky feet and purple zits compete
with human who is cokehead Bible-thumping retard ON PURPOSE? Your
planet is making the baby evil genius Jumba cry.
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7th's
Take |
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was not one of Jumba's brighter ideas, to be sure. 222 can
only infect one person at a time, so with his original purpose
being obviously superfluous (I mean come on, could it possibly
be any worse (*coughJimmyCartercough*)) this means he can't do
much more than be a minor annoyance. Now if Jumba could
redesign 222 to be able to clone himself, then we could have a
world wide epidemic. Or at least, it would make some of the
uglier denizens of Earth feel a lot more attractive.
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Poxy Resembles: Osmosis Jones
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