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was being work of art. Small in size with numerous metal sheering
claws, 297 could break into any mechanical device, causing massive
breakdowns in anything from transports to nuclear reactors. When
technology collapses, society collapses. When society collapses,
anarchy rules, and all of Jello Biafra's worst nightmares are
coming true! HAHAHAHA!
Sadly,
Experiment 626 and Little Girl, intervened. 626 was desiring to be
bigger. And so he blasted himself with Jumba's Evil
Genius Growth Ray. But 626 was designed to work at maximum
efficiency at size originally designated, so massive growth turned
him into biggest clutz in galaxy. Meanwhile
big shark-faced dummy is blasting 297 with ray too, making him
resemble Japanese man in rubber suit. Eventually 626 realize
truth, that is he my perfect creation as is, and returned to
normal size, defeating 297 and finding him job at local fun park,
spinning humans in circles until they regurgitate their food in
gratitude.
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