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""Leave it to
Evil Genius to use genetic Experimentation to create walking Super
Soaker. Someone please, give me intervention! I am being an evil
addict!"
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Vital
Statistics
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| Classification
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Experiment
501 |
| Primary
Function
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Portable
Water Cannon |
| Methodology
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Sucks
vast amounts of water into nasal cavities and then blasts it
at targets with multiple trunks |
| Weaknesses
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Practically
useless |
| One
True Place
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Helping
Yang add to their new Island home |
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Jumba's
History Datafile
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| Experiment
501 designed to work in conjunction with Experiment 502. 501 soaks
targets with overwhelming blasts of water, then 502 burns them to
ash, allowing target to experience two opposite yet equal degrees
of evil genius!
And now, enter
626 and Little Girl (7th is telling me it is strangely funny that
'626 and Little Girl' is rhyming with 'Moose and Squirrel.' I am
not getting the joke.) After again thwarting the plans of giant
dummy shark thing Gantu, and with the ridiculous surf philosophy
of Nani's airhead boyfriend, 501 is now employed in adding to
island paradise. 502 causes lava, 501 cools lava. Boom. More
island. David is calling this concept of "Yin and Yang,"
two opposites working together for greater good. This is being
ironic, as the greater good is the exact opposite of what I was
planning in first place!
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7th's
Take |
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has got to be one of Jumba's worst ideas. Seriously, I've seen
garden hose toys at Wal-mart that are more dangerous than 501.
502 is a different story, but 501 is the Evil Genius
Experiment equivalent of Aquaman. Impressive powers, but
overall totally useless.
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| Pokemon
Yin Resembles: Black Manta
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