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""If 502 were
any more flaming, he would be accessorizing ugly non-gay men on Bravo
Network!!!"
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Vital
Statistics
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| Classification
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Experiment
502 |
| Primary
Function
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Volcanic
Eruption Inducer |
| Methodology
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Quadro-linear
heat generators cause Volcanic eruptions |
| Weaknesses
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Slow
moving, water |
| One
True Place
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Adds
acreage to the island |
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Jumba's
History Datafile
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| 502
was being partner in crime with 501. 502 can emit heat from feet
causing volcanic eruptions. 7th is saying his cousin's feet can
cause same effect, but I am not believing him.
502 was captured
by 626 and Little Girl before Gantu could send him to my arch
nemesis and former partner, Dr. Hamsterviel. Personally, I am
wishing he had been sent to evil rodent. I am always having been
interested in seeing what a flaming hamster looks like. 7th is
telling me they taste like chicken, much like everything else on
this miserable planet.
Now 502 is
spending his free time causing small eruptions that 501 instantly
cools, forming new ground on which humans can build tract housing
and destroy island's natural beauty. At least in this, some evil
is still being accomplished.
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7th's
Take |
| I
have absolutely no comment on an experiment that walks around
looking like it has four humungous puss-filled zits on its
back, other than to say that hate this experiment
because it looks like it has four huge puss-filled zits on its
back.
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| Pokemon
Yang Resembles: Monstar
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