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""Everytime I
am seeing 520 from behind, I am being reminded of
ex-mother-in-law.""
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Vital
Statistics
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| Classification
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Experiment
520 |
| Primary
Function
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Tidal
Wave Production |
| Methodology
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When
gigantic alien butt comes in contact with water, tsunami-class
tidal waves result. |
| Weaknesses
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Slow-moving
big tub of blubber, power useless out of water. |
| One
True Place
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Generates
choice waves for the surfers during low tide. |
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Jumba's
History Datafile
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| 521's
purpose is to destroy coastal cities with massive tidal waves
generated by Evil Genetically-Engineered behind. I was not taking
into account the hindrance this would cause to out-of-water motion
when I designed him. Hence when he is out of water, he is like
fish out of water, as you say on this wretched planet.
Once unleashed,
520 came within moments of sinking island paradise into sea. But
as always, Little Girl and 626 thwart walking whale thing, turn
evil experiment to good, and spoil all chance for fun.
521 now lives on
beach, making waves for humans to ride on top of using
poorly-crafted polymer boards. Why humans are not using
rocket-powered propulsion injectors for this passtime is beyond
Evil Genius comprehension.
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7th's
Take |
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that is one chunky experiment. He reminds me of Botch from the
Hair Bear Bunch. The last time heard of something that big and
fat make such waves was when Falwell accused the purple
Teletubby of loving the cock.
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| Pokemon
Cannonball Resembles: Slowpoke
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