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""523 is
leaving planets being like my ex-wife in bed... cold and immobile!
HAHAHA!!"
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Vital
Statistics
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| Classification
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Experiment
523 |
| Primary
Function
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Global
Ice Age Inducer |
| Methodology
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Freezes
entire planets |
| Weaknesses
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Heat,
naturally |
| One
True Place
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Local
town snow cone booth |
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Jumba's
History Datafile
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| 523
is portable ice generator. He is making entire planets into huge
galactic snowballs! 7th is telling me I should be including a
"blue balls" joke here, but I am not understanding the
terminology.
626 and Little
Girl won once more against evil genius experiment, turning 523
into snow cone maker. I am thinking I can accomplish the same
thing at Wal-mart for 14.95. THIS IS BEING A WASTE OF PERFECTLY
GOOD EVIL!
If nothing else,
523 could circle globe, blasting evil world rulers in crotch so
that they may never again... AH, NOW I AM GETTING IT!
...I am not
thinking it is funny.
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7th's
Take |
| I
don't really care for Jumba's "Weather" experiments.
Hot, cold. Wet, dry. These must've been created when things
between he and his ex-wife really started to take a turn for
the worse. I can tell his hearts weren't in it.
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| Pokemon
Slushy Resembles: Cold Miser
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