 (The 7th Level) | Gaston
(1992)
Animal
Outfit: Red Tunic / Black Pantaloons / Copious Body Hair Tagline: "No one (insert verb here)s like Gaston!" Plot summary: Gaston is the most eligible bachelor in the village. And he has set his eyes on Belle to be his bride. Unfortunately, Belle has no interest in being the trophy wife of an ignorant musclebound blowhard (Belle Bollea does have a nice ring to it though) so she instead chooses to go live with a hairy beast of a completely different sort. Gaston sees the love she has for this Beast, and decides that enough is enough. He leads a mob of angry villagers to the Beast's castle, and enters into hand-to-hand combat with the monstrous creature. In the end, Gaston's own over-confidence and overall heel-type shadiness prove to be his undoing, and he learns the hard way that one should never attempt bungee jumping without a bungee cable. (more) User Comments: Gaston, for all his posturing, keeps his wardrobe simple; tight red tops to show off his bunched muscles and steel wool-like chest hair... black tights with matching boots and gloves. All he needs is a flagon of beer, a trusty sycophant side kick, a good weapon, and a brainless lay at his side. If he were a wrestler, his entrance music would be "Wang Dang, Sweet Poontang." User Rating:
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