 (The 7th Level) | Gosalyn
Mallard (1995)
Animal
Outfit: Pippy Longstocking Wig / Tomboy Designer Attire Tagline: "That was a close one Uncle Gadget!" Plot summary: Gosalyn is the daughter of that famous
crimefighter by night, Darkwing Duck. She follows her father on his
adventures whenever possible, despite him insisting that she stay home
where it's safe. When not swapping nuclear bomb recipes with her loyal dog
brain, User Comments: Let's face facts here. Gosalyn is a Lesboduck waiting to happen. In five years, she'll be duck diving with the nearest female mallard she can find who loves The Indigo Ducks and Melissa Duckeridge. She dresses like a boy. She plays sports like a boy. She talks like a boy. If she were anymore of a talking male duck she's be named Howard. The girl needs to trade in her faded jeans and hockey jerseys for some Guess hip-huggers, tank tops three sizes too small, and some major bling, youknowhutIssayin' g'frien? FerREALS. Otherwise, she'll be spending the rest of her days with a feather mullet and wearing a mechanics uniform with the name Juan sewn on the front, smoking Marlboro Reds with the filters torn off andtalking in a voice that only Orson Welles could replicate. User Rating:
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