![]() (The 7th Level) | Judge
Doom (1988)
Animal
Outfit: Evil glasses / Darkman's Clothes Tagline: "When I killed your brother, I talked JUST... LIKE... THISS!!!!" Plot summary: Judge Doom is a wacky, fun-loving kinda guy, who likes strolls in the sunlight, caring for abandoned weasels that need good homes, and melting cartoons in giant vats of corrosive snot. When not single-handedly attempting to wipe out every animated creature in history, he enjoys Tolstoy, French Onion Soup, and staring at himself in the mirror for hours with a pair of Jessica Rabbit's underwear over his face. Unfortunately for him (but fortunately for the Toons) local gumshoe Eddie Valentine discovers that Judge Doom is in fact a toon himself, the very toon who murdered his brother. Eddie douses Doom in his own Dip, melting him like a witch who's mad at the world. Then Valentine eats a flower, blows fireballs at Doom's melted, twitching corpse and rides off into the sunset on a baby brontasaur. (more) User Comments: Judge Doom is not a very Disney-like figure, to say the least. His black on black outfit evokes thoughts of an Undertaker. But this Undertaker's Urn would be filled with Dip, not the ashes of his parents, and he would be accompanied by raving mad weasels, instead of an evil pall bearer. Of course in THAT instance, it had to be a Paul Bearer. It couldn't have been a weasel if you think about it... he was too busy managing Andre. User Rating:
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