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Miranda Wright(1993)

Cartoon
Bonkers (1993-1995) 

Animal
Tentacle bait

 

 

 

 

Outfit: Police Uniform / Nothing Underneath

Tagline: "My name isnt 'Officer McBoobies', thank you very much."

Plot summary: Yet another brilliant naming scheme by Disney. I swear, they must have gotten ahold of a huge bag of coke when they named some of these characters. Miranda Wright, get it? SHE'S A COP, GET IT? Oh Disney, you slay me. I hope you slip on your wet bathroom floor while brushing your teeth someday, and the brush lodges itself into your brain, turning you into a vegetable. Yes, I'm demanding the need to put the entire Disney corporation on life support. I can do that, this is the internet. The show Bonkers? It was garbage. They replaced the sheriff of mamsville here with an overweight slob of a cop named Piquel halfway into the series, for what reasons we'll never know. I guess that fat asses test better than smoking hot blondes. Go figure.

User Comments:

I REMEMBER THIS GIRL!! I don't remember much about the show, but I remember that she was pretty cute.

I can't see why she'd get taken off, and that sloppy bitch Piquel would get put on. I'm sure that she'd be more of a reason to watch than he would. All he ever did was lay around and eat donuts all day. I don't watch cartoons for realism, I watch them to see things I don't normally see in real life. Bears that fly planes. Gargoyles that come to life, and Chipmunks that wear Hawaiian shirts. I don't want to see some cop that hangs out with his ass up his ass all day.

User Rating: 8/10 (132,333,435,363,738,393 votes)