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Movie
Return to OZ (1985)  

Animal
Robot with a heart of gold

Outfit: Steel skin  / Metal Moustache

Tagline: "Wind me up, bitch!"

Plot summary:  

Tik Tok appears in the movie "Return to Oz", as a guardian to Dorothy, as she goes back to the magical land to help the Oz-ians (or whatever) reclaim the Emerald City from the evil Nome King. He whips all kinds of ass, usually doing this thing where his torso spins around, and his arms punch everyone in the face. I wish I had a robot of my own that would kick all kinds of ass for me. I'd probably be all crooked and make it rob banks, and it would get all moral and be all "Dorothy, this doesn't seem right." I'd have to smack it and threaten to weld it's face shut if it didn't obey. Then it would stare at me in my sleep, and my life would become a Stephen King movie. It'll be like Monkey Shines, but with a robot, and I'm not crippled, and it would be nothing like Monkey Shines.(more)

User Comments:  

First off, Return to Oz was NOTHING like the first movie, it was way too dark and only had the scarecrow in it for like 15 minutes. Secondly, the director decided to merge the remaining two books in the Oz series into one story, screwing up a lot of the details, and even left out a whole kingdom. This movies gets two thumbs straight down to the Earth's core. The characters were awesome, from the Wheelers to Mombi, but you can't mess up the books like that. Fairuza Balk played a great Dorothy, but I just can't get past the changes that were made, and I just couldn't get into the movie.

Dude, you really need to get out more. If you know that much about the land of Oz, odds are the only pussy you've seen is the one you came out of. Fucking dork.

    User Rating: 9/10  (10,572,957 votes)