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Zipper(1989)

Cartoon
Chip N' Dale's Rescue Rangers (1989-1990) 

Animal
Immortal Fly

 

 

 

 

Outfit: No pants / Red Shirt

Tagline: "Bzzzz!"

Plot summary:He's a fucking FLY. Flies have an average lifespan of a month, and this show was on the air for 2 seasons. Something doesn't add up. Also, the fact that no one can understand him other than the Rescue Rangers is BULLSHIT. I hate shows where one character just makes some funny noises and everyone's like "Oh yeah, Copperkid, we totally understand you, but I'll repeat it so the audience knows what you're saying, too." So between the 2400% lifespan and the mental telepathy, Zipper can meet up with a windshield at 80 MPH for all I care.

User Comments: Zipper was CUTE! He'd fly around and go through keyholes and unlock doors and stuff. I wish I had a fly like that, he was neato. I like his cute little red shirt, too. Its so adorable. Everything about Zipper is cute, look at him all flexing his muscles and being all tough, even though he's so small. AWW, HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE!

User Rating: 6/10 (15,54,54,48,1 votes)